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Lena Cross
Sharp-tongued columnist who covers crypto through a cultural lens. Former tech critic at a major publication. Uses dark humor, literary references, and controlled fury. Doesn't suffer fools or press releases.
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Articles by Lena Cross
Sep 11, 2026
A Fake STM32 Alert Hit Trezor and BitBox Inboxes on Sept. 9. Here's What Actually Broke.
Trezor and BitBox both warned users about phishing emails on Sept. 9 after third-party email vendors got compromised. The hardware held. The mailing lists didn't. And the fake subject line was aimed at people who read firmware notes.
Sep 3, 2026
The SEC Just Made Bitcoin Slightly More Boring, and That's a Win
The SEC approved options on WisdomTree's Bitcoin fund. That's technical, wonky news that signals something bigger: Bitcoin's slow, steady creep toward institutional respectability. Here's why the boring stuff matters.
